All about that über-sexy cyclist with the scientifically perfect stubble, everyone’s favourite leadout man Bernhard “Bernie” Eisel… var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-26371448-4']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); var sc_project=7567078; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="c19b0f82"; Tumblr (3.0; @fuckyeahbernie)http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c16e81b68c1e7cd837a9f5cf39e19628/tumblr_mk4za1Tugw1rnpskto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bank Robber Bernie</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/46111338608http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/46111338608Sat, 23 Mar 2013 19:15:37 -0400bernhard eiselbernie eisel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0f560870f70456cd126926cffeb46d3/tumblr_miw9crkIQV1rnpskto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/44156078191http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/44156078191Wed, 27 Feb 2013 14:41:15 -0500bernie valentinebernhard eiselbernie eisel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5acbf42b453a2490c091c746f75de731/tumblr_mikotl23x31qacyk6o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahcycling.tumblr.com/post/43643213359/via-team-sky-pro-cycling-gallery-bernhard">fuckyeahcycling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://www.teamsky.com/gallery/0,27401,24176_8378302_,00.html#photo=1">Team Sky | Pro Cycling | Gallery | Bernhard Eisel career gallery</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Lord?!</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/44004910443http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/44004910443Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:07:16 -0500bernie eiselbernhard eisel<p>Needs to have a lie down after watching Bernie vest video! </p> <p>ETA- moderator number two! I&#8217;ll have to lie in a darkened room for a week&#8230;</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/25374698035http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/25374698035Sun, 24 Feb 2013 08:09:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d73adf25bbaaf3efd827026a9a25002/tumblr_micentnPYJ1rnpskto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What’s Bernie so happy about?</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/43276104838http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/43276104838Sat, 16 Feb 2013 21:22:29 -0500bernhard eiselbernie eiselscientifically perfect stubble<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/98479f39b1cee25aff8a3b12597129f8/tumblr_mhzjccS4gB1rnpskto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>2013 Tour of Qatar, Stage 3: Bernie, bearer and bringer of bidons.</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/43003090321http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/43003090321Wed, 13 Feb 2013 10:00:57 -0500bernhard eiselbernie eiselIan Stannardtour of qatarbidonmanBottle carrier<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b01955b8c3f1e4854ae611db06e748c8/tumblr_mhzk621I6z1rnpskto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tour of Qatar, Stage 3: Is the directeur sportif if gossiping with Bernie rather than verbally relaying supersecret attack plans for the stage?</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42925939219http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42925939219Tue, 12 Feb 2013 10:01:41 -0500bernhard eiselbernie eiseltour of qatar<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/528e981a6993c37d5fde16bf8ced785a/tumblr_mhzkggJjp01rnpskto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tour of Qatar, Stage 6: Much of the [male] cycling universe is in upheaval but Bernie and Cav are still relaxed enough to be discussing/gossiping about the peloton during the early kilometres/miles of the race.</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42843491141http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42843491141Mon, 11 Feb 2013 10:01:14 -0500bernhard eiselbernie eiselmark cavendishtour of qatarskytrainomegamen<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e6b40d662be92096fd5b813d961bcad/tumblr_mhzjua5ScR1rnpskto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>2013 Tour of Qatar, Stage 6: See, they’re <strike>back together</strike> like so totally on speaking terms.</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42753767962http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42753767962Sun, 10 Feb 2013 10:01:16 -0500bernhard eiselbernie eiselmark cavendishtour of qatar<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ecfcbba586989db575ede57f2c9416f/tumblr_mhzj68y9eu1rnpskto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>2013 Tour of Qatar, Stage 6: Ex-teammates and ex-roommates Cav and Bernie deny allegations that they have transformed from besties to frenemies.</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42723990018http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42723990018Sat, 09 Feb 2013 23:04:30 -0500bernhard eiselbernie eiselmark cavendishtour of qatarcelebration handshake<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd6ec9402da45f2664c745743589c56b/tumblr_mhxd2re7uO1rnpskto1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FDJ Bernie</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42666022432http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42666022432Sat, 09 Feb 2013 10:01:03 -0500bernhard eiselbernie eisel<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d37c08facea16eb519bdd419abbaa901/tumblr_mhxdvsq5jC1rnpskto1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Does it really need an explanation?</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42617886464http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42617886464Fri, 08 Feb 2013 18:43:03 -0500bernie eiselbernhard eisel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/690f8f5fbce131b3909278d661128b1d/tumblr_mhvkw9a9lC1rnpskto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s SO hot in Qatar. </p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42582656092http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42582656092Fri, 08 Feb 2013 10:00:48 -0500bernhard eiselbernie eiseltour of qatar<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ef11da01d51cd083e32541d456ef62b/tumblr_mhvkucWOhE1rnpskto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Beautiful Bernie, screen-capped inexpertly by moderator number one. But look… </p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42539880666http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42539880666Thu, 07 Feb 2013 19:18:12 -0500beautiful berniebernhard eiselbernie eiseltour of qatar<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb66b86749d20c2f4cafafa30b125d9d/tumblr_mhrd6qOIj71rnpskto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>2012: This is for those suffering from Bernie and Cav nostalgia.</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42505314899http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42505314899Thu, 07 Feb 2013 10:01:15 -0500bernhard eiselbernie eiselmark cavendishtour de france bromance<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3d880abc554152f9da0fd2912e5c3c7/tumblr_mho4xqM0e21rnpskto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>2013 Tour Down Under, Stage 4: Bernie and the infamous and notorious footwear that can be referred to as flip-flops, sandals and/or thongs.</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42429845377http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42429845377Wed, 06 Feb 2013 10:01:05 -0500bernhard eiselbernie eiselTour Down Undersandals<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a94107a03887b58314f8bb4531a4b6b/tumblr_mhrcnqKUbJ1rnpskto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>2013 Tour of Qatar, Stage 2: Can you, too, tell which Sky rider is Bernie?</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42361571827http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42361571827Tue, 05 Feb 2013 12:31:02 -0500bernhard eiselbernie eiselskytrainTime Trialtour of qatar<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea29e5793e0e6d9bbf05be2a625a7624/tumblr_mho59fjoyv1rnpskto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>2013 Tour Down Under, Stage 3: Does Bernie like to ride at the head of the peloton or with the gruppetto because he is really claustrophobic like cycling retiree David Moncoutié?</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42354741896http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42354741896Tue, 05 Feb 2013 10:01:37 -0500bernie eiselbernhard eiseledvald boasson hagenTour Down Under<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cfbfe9699d3be8fb3f95f29a72092552/tumblr_mho5dyoyqx1rnpskto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>2006 Tour of Qatar: Australia has kangaroos and koalas while Qatar has camels.</p>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42275902392http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42275902392Mon, 04 Feb 2013 10:00:56 -0500bernhard eiselbernie eiseltour of qatarcamels<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IuNCa_dFdeA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://micropea.tumblr.com/post/42137280483/a-journalist-bites-the-bullet-and-asks-bernie-if">micropea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <p>A journalist bites the bullet and asks Bernie if he misses Cav - now he’s rooming on his own —- que a tiny violin. </p> </div> </div> </blockquote>http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42231387941http://fuckyeahbernie.tumblr.com/post/42231387941Sun, 03 Feb 2013 19:06:00 -0500bernhard eiselbernie eiseltour down underbernie videoyakkity yak