All about that ├╝ber-sexy cyclist with the scientifically perfect stubble, everyone's favourite leadout man Bernhard "Bernie" Eisel...

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2014 Milano-Sanremo: We believe Ben Swift finished third, behind Katusha Kristoff and Spartacus Rex, because of Bernie’s tactical genius.

2014 Milano-Sanremo: We believe Ben Swift finished third, behind Katusha Kristoff and Spartacus Rex, because of Bernie’s tactical genius.

Mar 23rd, 2014
2010 Cobbles Reconnaissance: Forget Springtime, Cobbles Seasons is coming!

2010 Cobbles Reconnaissance: Forget Springtime, Cobbles Seasons is coming!

Mar 19th, 2014
2014 Tirreno-Adriatico, Stage 3: Bernie may not win any stages of this race but he does win the Sexiest Bidon Carrier title.

2014 Tirreno-Adriatico, Stage 3: Bernie may not win any stages of this race but he does win the Sexiest Bidon Carrier title.

Mar 18th, 2014
2014 Tirreno-Adriatico, Stage 1: Which one is Bernie?

2014 Tirreno-Adriatico, Stage 1: Which one is Bernie?

Mar 18th, 2014
2012 Tour de France, Stage 4: Moderator Number Two loves how bored Cav looks while Bernie chats with Fabs.

2012 Tour de France, Stage 4: Moderator Number Two loves how bored Cav looks while Bernie chats with Fabs.

Mar 14th, 2014
2012 Gent Wevelgem: That is too much scientifically perfect stubble for one image here.

2012 Gent Wevelgem: That is too much scientifically perfect stubble for one image here.

Mar 13th, 2014
In the neverending quest to increase site traffic (because some logical pretense is required for (re)posting this (yet) again), here are the beautiful backsides of Bernie and Fabs at 2012 Gand Wevelgem.

In the neverending quest to increase site traffic (because some logical pretense is required for (re)posting this (yet) again), here are the beautiful backsides of Bernie and Fabs at 2012 Gand Wevelgem.

Mar 12th, 2014
2011 Vintage Bernie: Few riders can wear white skinsuits without looking ill at ease.

2011 Vintage Bernie: Few riders can wear white skinsuits without looking ill at ease.

Mar 11th, 2014
Mar 10th, 2014
2014 GP Camaiore: This is totally like the millionth picture of Bernie doing like all the work on the front.

2014 GP Camaiore: This is totally like the millionth picture of Bernie doing like all the work on the front.

Mar 10th, 2014