All about that über-sexy cyclist with the scientifically perfect stubble, everyone's favourite leadout man Bernhard "Bernie" Eisel...

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2014 Tour de France: Bernie enjoys taking selfies of his scientifically perfect stubble.

2014 Tour de France: Bernie enjoys taking selfies of his scientifically perfect stubble.

Jul 7th, 2014
Jul 7th, 2014
2014 Scheldeprijs: Nevermind the watermark, look at all that leg!

2014 Scheldeprijs: Nevermind the watermark, look at all that leg!

Jun 30th, 2014

Road Captain Bernie sounds so über-serious in German when he is superfriendly in English like he is in Facebook Video featuring Cat!

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Jun 30th, 2014
Pre-Tour drama has distracted us all from the most important fact for the 2014 Tour de France: BERNIE AND HIS BUM WILL BE THERE!!!

Pre-Tour drama has distracted us all from the most important fact for the 2014 Tour de France: BERNIE AND HIS BUM WILL BE THERE!!!

Jun 30th, 2014
2014 Milano-Sanremo: We believe Ben Swift finished third, behind Katusha Kristoff and Spartacus Rex, because of Bernie’s tactical genius.

2014 Milano-Sanremo: We believe Ben Swift finished third, behind Katusha Kristoff and Spartacus Rex, because of Bernie’s tactical genius.

Mar 23rd, 2014
2010 Cobbles Reconnaissance: Forget Springtime, Cobbles Seasons is coming!

2010 Cobbles Reconnaissance: Forget Springtime, Cobbles Seasons is coming!

Mar 19th, 2014
2014 Tirreno-Adriatico, Stage 3: Bernie may not win any stages of this race but he does win the Sexiest Bidon Carrier title.

2014 Tirreno-Adriatico, Stage 3: Bernie may not win any stages of this race but he does win the Sexiest Bidon Carrier title.

Mar 18th, 2014
2014 Tirreno-Adriatico, Stage 1: Which one is Bernie?

2014 Tirreno-Adriatico, Stage 1: Which one is Bernie?

Mar 18th, 2014
2012 Tour de France, Stage 4: Moderator Number Two loves how bored Cav looks while Bernie chats with Fabs.

2012 Tour de France, Stage 4: Moderator Number Two loves how bored Cav looks while Bernie chats with Fabs.

Mar 14th, 2014