2014 Tour de France: Bernie enjoys taking selfies of his scientifically perfect stubble.
All about that über-sexy cyclist with the scientifically perfect stubble, everyone's favourite leadout man Bernhard "Bernie" Eisel...
Road Captain Bernie sounds so über-serious in German when he is superfriendly in English like he is in Facebook Video featuring Cat!
Pre-Tour drama has distracted us all from the most important fact for the 2014 Tour de France: BERNIE AND HIS BUM WILL BE THERE!!!
2014 Milano-Sanremo: We believe Ben Swift finished third, behind Katusha Kristoff and Spartacus Rex, because of Bernie’s tactical genius.
2014 Tirreno-Adriatico, Stage 3: Bernie may not win any stages of this race but he does win the Sexiest Bidon Carrier title.
2012 Tour de France, Stage 4: Moderator Number Two loves how bored Cav looks while Bernie chats with Fabs.